Oct 1st
So James Franco is going to be on General Hospital, to which...
Oct 1st
There is a pug tumblog. You’re welcome.
(pugslife)
Oct 1st
Charlie: I am going to smack everyone into tiny little...
Oct 1st
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I love to sob uncontrollably and talk on the phone. Luckily I can call 1-900-740-3500 and cry my...
Oct 1st
Apparently the majority of the customers at Barnes &...
Oct 1st
Jessica gives her adorable pooch a sweet ride after a visit...
Oct 1st
I read this and chose to ignore it. Ugh.
nsfjerks:
Aside...
Oct 1st
Oct 1st
(nevver)
Oct 1st
“We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never...”
— Joan Didion, “On Keeping a...
— Joan Didion, “On Keeping a...
Oct 1st
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Can we please do this? Please? I don’t even care who “we” is comprised of. I just...
Oct 1st
Curling Up With Hybrid Books, Videos Included...
Oct 1st
I just started following this great blog. Sorry in advance...
Sep 30th
The dwarves, happy in their village and apparently...
Sep 30th
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Newest Fantastic Mr. Fox trailer. It just keeps getting better and better.
Sep 30th
(spleenlatifa:thisisnthappiness)
Sep 30th
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The trailer for the heart-wrenching documentary, Dear Zachary
You can watch the film instantly on...
Sep 30th
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This Frenchie loves slides and making me smile.
Sep 30th
I’m having a bad day today, but pugs help.
Sep 30th
MIT Open Courseware
Sep 30th
juliasegal:
this is a baby hippo…it is very cute…but you...
Sep 30th
(allcreatures)
Sep 30th
Imagine the MetroCard is a banana peel in an early slapstick comedy and you’ll get an accurate...
Sep 29th
“I’m not good with anger, I go straight to...
Sep 29th
This will never not be cute.
...
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
Now streaming: Karen O & the Kids’ Where The Wild...
Sep 29th
Ashley: BB Gun Sniper At Large in Alphabet City : if...
Sep 29th
(via allcreatures)
Sep 29th
(juliasegal:lolkthxbai)
Sep 29th
itsalwayssunny:
Dennis: Look, look. The point is that if...
Sep 29th
More like Funny/Not Funny, amirite?
(juliasegal)
Sep 29th
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My love for this band, this song, this video knows no bounds.
The Avett Brothers - I and Love and...
Sep 29th
Monster is completely unimpressed.
(xoxob)
Sep 29th
Sep 29th
Click through.
(juliasegal)
Sep 29th
(bryanwashere)
Sep 29th
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Corny? Terrible song? Yes. But a butt load of fun, too.
thedailywhat:
Stop What You’re Doing And...
Sep 29th
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College Humor’s newest Hardly Working in the style of Manhattan.
(mattedits:amandalynferri)
Sep 29th
Bitch.
(via juliasegal)
Sep 29th
Scribbled secret notebooks, and wild typewritten pages, for your own joy
Submissive to...
Sep 28th
It's important to realize who you can...
Sep 26th
“I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.”
“These are O.R....
Sep 26th
Now it is.
(credit to Robb Hitt)
Sep 25th
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So this is… well… uhhhh….
Sep 25th
Bored to Death
It stars Jason Schwartzman and Jonathan Ames...
Sep 25th
Community
I enjoyed this much more than I thought I would....
Sep 25th
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The Smiths - Hand in Glove
This has been stuck in my head all of the days.
Sep 25th
Her [French artist Dominique Gonzalez-Foerster] exhibit at...
Sep 25th
I am just getting caught up on the new season of TV.
First...
Sep 25th
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“Freestyle Rap Battle: Translated”
Watch to the end.
Sep 25th
Combo vaccine reduces risk of HIV infection,...
Sep 25th
Werner Herzog’s Rogue Film School
The Rogue Film...
Sep 25th
Practicing for tonight.
Sep 25th
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Dead Man’s Bones (AKA Ryan Gosling’s band) - My Body’s a Zombie For You
...
Sep 25th
A Note on Belief in Evolution.
thedailywhat: Unlike religion or some intangible philosophy, evolution is not for you to “believe”...
Sep 25th
Sep 25th
Best Overheard in New York, ever.
Bimbo tourist #1: Anyway, so when he pulled it out of me it made this farting noise, and I know it wasn't a fart because it didn't smell, and... It was just really embarrassing.Bimbo tourist #2: Quip.
Bimbo tourist #1: What?
Bimbo tourist #2: A quip. The farting noise, it's called a 'quip.'
Bimbo tourist #1: Oh, they have a name for it? Wow.
Bimbo tourist #2: Oh, totally. It happens to a lot of people.
Stranger: Um, that's not right.
Bimbo tourist #2: Excuse me, sir?
Stranger: No, it's 'queef.'
Bimbo tourist #2: Wait, what?
Bimbo tourist #1: I think he's saying his name is 'Queef' or something.
Bimbo tourist #2: Oh, sorry. Excuse me, Queef?
Stranger: No... Oh, lord. The sound, it's 'queef.'
Bimbo tourist #2: Who's a 'queef'? What's going on?
Bimbo tourist #1: I think he's one of those crazy subway guys you hear about. I think he's telling us he's gay.
Stranger: I can hear you, and I'm not... What? That's 'queer,' you ingrate!
Bimbo tourist #1: Here's some money for you, sir. Buy your boyfriend a nice grocery cart or something.
Stranger: What?! Does it look like I'm homeless to you? I'm wearing fucking YSL over here... I ain't queer and I ain't homeless. You ignorant, you skinny, Paris Hilton-wannabe whores. All I was saying to you was that when your sleazy-ass friend over here pulled her boyfriend's dick out of her STD-ridden pussy, the word...
Bimbo tourist #1: I'm not following... Is he speaking Cockney or something?
Bimbo tourist #2: I don't know. Are you allowed to mace crazy hobos?
Stranger: ...I'm not fucking crazy!
Bimbo tourist #2: Of course you aren't, sir.
Passenger: Oh, shut your mouth, both of ya, or I'm gonna whoop both your scrawny asses, you hear?
Stranger: Thank you. All I was saying was...
Old lady: Ah, hell no! Can't you see this conversation has gone past anyone in this damn subway's comprehension? Know when to drop it, brother. Know when to drop it.
Bimbo tourist #2: [Mouthing] Oh my god.
Bimbo tourist #1: I know. That was intense.
Stranger, muttering to himself: ... Last time I ever take a subway... Unbelievable shit I put up with... Fucking Civics... Unreliable fuckers...
Sep 25th
What time and who is bringing the wine?
yourlittleshark:
harry and the potters playing on the plaza...
Sep 25th
Ever since I saw Free Willy at age 9 I wanted to work with...
Sep 25th
What just happened to my childhood?
(juliasegal)
Sep 25th
(via juliasegal)
Sep 25th
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28 Days Later, in one minute, in one take.
(thedailywhat)
Sep 25th
On Homelessness, Street Style and Drugs
Sep 25th
The fuck was up with GMail today?
confabulationnation: It was a bit more like this: yourlittleshark: i know! we were getting...
Sep 24th
The fuck was up with GMail today?
Can’t access my Contacts? Really? Do you actually expect me to remember people’s email...
Sep 24th
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So Tommy Wiseau is in something else. It’s called Moonshine and he is in charge of Space...
Sep 24th
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Monsters Of Folk part deux!
(michellemelon)
Sep 24th
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michellemelon:
Our generation’s Traveling Wilburys?
Sep 24th
(via fuckyeahthebeatles)
Sep 24th
Watch
Nightmare On Drug Street after-school special.
Sep 24th
I think Ken Burns’ next project should document how he...
Sep 23rd
textsfromlastnight:
(802): he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent...
Sep 23rd
This is my dream concert. Tickets were sold out.
...
Sep 23rd
Listen
You Make My Dreams - Hall & Oates
(ericadagley:unicornology)
Sep 23rd
Hell’s bells, Peggy!
Sep 23rd
Sep 23rd
I just watched the latest episode of Mad...
me: OH MY GOD THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN!!!!me: HOLY FUCK! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!!
me: It's so ridiculous I'm kind of angry. Since when is Mad Men slapstick?
me: OH MY GOD! KIND OF HYSTERICAL!
me: But really, kind of lazy writing.
me: "The doctor said he'll never golf again." Really? Has Matt Weiner become addicted to meth?
Sep 23rd
Bobblehead - From “Men In Black 2” -Frank The...
Sep 22nd
That’s your boyfriend.
Sep 22nd
I want to meet Gabe at Videogum so I can have...
Sep 22nd
(juliasegal)
Sep 22nd
Jon Hamm: Good evening, and thank you for looking at us....
Sep 22nd
Can someone please make this real?
(juliasegal)
Sep 22nd
Stream the new Avett Brothers album!
NPR is now offering an...
Sep 22nd
The most unoriginal results from a Google...
Sep 21st
Sep 21st
Sep 21st
“Whoops. You received an invitation to The Worsties....
Sep 21st
(juliasegal)
Sep 21st
I am completely unimpressed by everything that she does.
...
Sep 21st
Watch
NY Lotto Sweet Millions’ commercial.
Sleeping baby animals in pajamas? Yes, please.
Sep 21st
It is going to be a month of female-centric films for...
Sep 21st
Official Bushwick resident.
Sep 21st
Time heals all wounds... or some shit.
Sep 19th
(michellemelon: number34)
Sep 18th
I shall ignore the poor grammar and chuckle.
(bullshit)
Sep 18th
Play them off, Kanye. And by “them” I mean your...
Sep 18th
Got my ticket to Pavement on 9/22/2010. You should get yours...
Sep 18th
Let’s go on a movie date next week, B.
...
Sep 18th
Corduroys, sweaters, man hunt, crunchy leaves, the smell of...
Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
Hold my breath and take the plunge.
Sep 18th
This will never not be hot (even though it makes me want to...
Sep 17th
Sep 17th
Watch
The Rentals - “I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams”
This song has been stuck in my...
Sep 17th
Sep 17th
This lady has a tooth for an eye. Your argument is invalid.
Sep 17th
About Josh Groban... sort of.
me: You two should make outGenevieve: Uh no. I call him Jesus
me: If he was like, "Hi. I'll sing to you if we make out." You'd say no???
Genevieve: well...If he sang me Xmas songs
me: obvs
Genevieve: during last Xmas I would call him Jesus 'cause thats what I think Jesus would sound like if he sang
me: I bet Jesus sounded like Axl Rose
Genevieve: Of course. Jesus had cornrows, too, 'cause he loved everyone and got his hair locked up when he was in the 'hood
me: Jesus was mad streets
Sep 17th
Sep 17th
THANK GAWD.
(mattedits: kanyegate)
Sep 17th
UNPUBLISHED: Old Man and the Sea photoshoot
Sep 17th
I heard about this yesterday and did a little dance of joy.
...
Sep 17th
textsfromlastnight:
(606): There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going...
Sep 17th
Brain explosion.
fuckyeahthebeatles:
Move away from the...
Sep 17th
TONIGHT!
(itsalwayssunny:Claire Vo)
Sep 17th
(ihatemyparents)
Sep 17th
juliasegal:
Get it?
Sep 17th
It’s almost that time of year to start worrying about...
Sep 17th
It is my life’s goal to meet Jenny.
...
Sep 17th
Cargo pants aside, we all have to agree this is the best...
Sep 16th
Why I don’t care that the bill for my iPhone just went...
Sep 16th
Oh my god Michelle, you can't just go...
michellemelon: xoxob: michellemelon: You know what Becca? It’s not my fault you’re like in...
Sep 16th
I actually do this. Is that weird?
(via...
Sep 16th
Ode to a Nightingale
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk, Or emptied...
Sep 16th
Don't make out with Jeffrey Dahmer
“So, [name redacted] went out to a bar in NY last Friday night and started talking to this...
Sep 16th
Great interview with NPH at New York Magazine.
Sep 16th
Jen, you slay me.
thelonglistofthingsthatsuck:
textsfromlastnight:
(949): I glued a penny on the...
Sep 16th
My secret thoughts about all of you, revealed.
...
Sep 16th
(via keggersofyore)
Sep 16th
Best Event in Brooklyn History
The musical by the cast of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” appears to be sold out, but there’s...
Sep 16th
I want to go to there.
Sep 16th
Oh, hey, Michelle Rodriguez. Thanks for being quite possibly...
Sep 16th
(xoxob:michellemelon:kanyegate)
Sep 15th
textsfromlastnight:
(778): No, I’m only going to drink half my paycheck. That’s the responsible...
Sep 15th
Put it on a starship and then we’re talking…
...
Sep 15th
Finally something Kanye and I can agree on.
...
Sep 15th
Every blog on New York Magazine about Mad Men
Sep 15th
“I think throughout the years, I got to know Sally better....”
— Kiernan Shipka (Sally Draper...
— Kiernan Shipka (Sally Draper...
Sep 15th
Sep 15th
Vonnegut
itsnatureboy: Eight rules for writing fiction: Use the time of a total stranger in such a way...
Sep 15th
Baby Beluga, MOTHER FUCKER!
(juliasegal)
Sep 15th
This Is Ivy League Show!
This Friday! This Is Ivy League, Patrick Cleandenim, Joel Plaskett Union Hall 702 Union St Brooklyn,...
Sep 15th
Always Be Smoking: Mad Men Footnotes The...
I don’t know the folks that run this page, but I am so proud of them! I will buy this book so...
Sep 15th
“Life is very short and there’s no time, for fussing and...”
— “We Can Work It Out” -The...
— “We Can Work It Out” -The...
Sep 15th
de. lish. us.
...
Sep 15th
thedailywhat:
Tweet of the Day: Several hours ago, ABC’s...
Sep 15th
Yo Teach!! Watch The Pilot For HBO’s New...
Sep 15th
A two-year-old Pug named Bentley rides a wave as he competes...
Sep 15th
(via kanyegate)
Sep 15th
I was a Scorpian girl myself.
(thedailywhat)
Sep 15th
My birthday cake.
Sep 14th
Internet Archaeology: I have a feeling this site is going to...
Sep 14th
(juliasegal:lotusmodern)
Sep 14th
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This looks slightly fuckin’ awesome.
thedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: Robert E....
Sep 14th
I hope it’s some sort of underground, illegal match in...
Sep 14th
Alice auto-reblog
juliasegal:
Click on picture to see more...
Sep 14th
This is going to be the worst birthday ever!
Sep 14th
I’ve tried so many times to put my joy into words and...
Sep 14th
I would wear this.
galebeggy:
I am on this!
BY ASHLEE...
Sep 14th
RIP Jim Carroll, American poet and punk rocker.
1950-2009
...
Sep 14th
My sister’s crazy receptionist has a photo mouse...
Sep 13th
“She told someone in the elevator that she was going to...”
— My sister on her crazy...
— My sister on her crazy...
Sep 12th
BIRTHDAY BASH ON MY ROOF TONIGHT AT 10PM. 387 GRAHAM AVE,...
Sep 12th
Listen
Get Up Kids - “Long Goodnight”
I never sleep still Lest I forget. Tied down by...
Sep 12th
I really hope these nights of debauchery...
My liver, on the other hand, feels differently.
Sep 12th
Why He’s Hot:
Those songs. Love him or not, there’s no...
Sep 12th
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Beck’s Record Club No. 2 is tackling ‘Songs Of Leonard Cohen’ by Leonard Cohen....
Sep 11th
(via bryanwashere)
Sep 11th
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I am very excited about this project.
(via newsfromlic)
Sep 11th
For a modern reenactment of this party, you should come to...
Sep 11th
Need a super-awesome cardboard fort? This one’s...
Sep 11th
You best believe I played the lucky numbers listed on the...
Sep 11th
The star of riches is shining on you… in bed.
Sep 11th
My fortune cookie has four fortunes in it! Surely...
Sep 11th
Meet the Gopniks!
The family at the heart of the Coen...
Sep 11th
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This train of thought has been chugging through my mind since the season started.
...
Sep 11th
Does that mean I can legit start Gawker Stalking my friends...
Sep 11th
Awkward middle finger waggling FTW!
...
Sep 11th
What is it, 2006, B?
...
Sep 11th
“How you expect to run with the wolves come night when...
Sep 11th
No. That’s Lulu.
(thedailywhat)
Sep 11th
I kind of can’t wait ‘til they have babies.
...
Sep 11th
Courtney Love has a tumblr account....
courtneylove: so yeah get over your fucking selves til my lawyer is ucking FOUND as hes LOST...
Sep 11th
Your new boyfriend.
Sep 11th
I also wish I could attend this… Lots of intriguing...
Sep 11th
I hate anyone going to this.
Sep 11th
“Please tell me that when my internet asks me to shove a...”
— Michelle
— Michelle
Sep 10th
Watch
Fantastic Mr. Fox featurette, narrated by Jason Schwartzman!
(pioupiou)
Sep 10th
“And I was like ‘Obviously you are not Jewish. You are...”
— My sister’s crazy...
— My sister’s crazy...
Sep 10th
For Chuck, who doesn’t read tumblr.
(juliasegal)
Sep 10th
The LA Times is predicting Cobra Starship...
Sep 10th
That is not a Foo. It is a Japanese dragon while a Foo is a...
Sep 10th
B, stop harassing the people at Blockbuster.
(via...
Sep 10th
I just laughed so hard out loud. LOL, as the kids say.
...
Sep 10th
(thelonglistofthingsthatsuck:accidentallydomesticated)
Sep 10th
“Keep choice legal, your wardrobe regal; Chekhov wrote The...”
— (via michellemelon) I...
— (via michellemelon) I...
Sep 10th
Listen
I really don’t think you’d know That I’m in heaven when you smile But I...
Sep 10th
Beatles Rock Band Comes Out Today!
My copy is reserved, but I’m not sure when I’ll get the chance to play. Which is a...
Sep 9th
Jen, we don’t hang out enough. We obviously have the...
Sep 9th
Becca and I are going here as soon as we come up with...
Sep 9th
You can all just kiss off into the air… behind my back...
Sep 9th
Watch
The Freshman 15 — a new video from College Humor
Excellent work, Vin.
(vincentpeone)
Sep 9th
(parkland:thedailywhat)
Sep 9th
Bento boxes! Squee!
Sep 9th
Watch
Hook is one of the most excellent not that good movies ever. This is a pretty excellent, sonic...
Sep 9th
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If this were the 1920s, we’d think this kid was adorable.
But it’s 2009 and we know...
Sep 8th
Just do me a favor and read the titles of the books on the...
Sep 8th
It also killed a sumo wrestler and cut off his feet!
...
Sep 8th
Just the thought of seeing this movie makes me cry.
...
Sep 8th
(ffffound)
Sep 8th
I can’t wait to start Season 2!
paulscheer:
NEW...
Sep 8th
So...
I’ve had a lot to drink. Welcome home, me!
Sep 7th
Hey, down the street from me!
thedailywhat:
Oh God, you...
Sep 7th
My introduction to Fassbinder.
(xoxob:warmerlights:tobia)
Sep 6th
Lame, sub-par rip-offs. Get the original, by Mint, here.
...
Sep 6th
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thedailywhat:
Look At This Fucking Puppy Video of the Day: Relp! Riv’e rollen rand rI ran’t ret...
Sep 6th
(juliasegal)
Sep 6th
“And featuring Glen Shadix as...
Sep 6th
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues…
This song has...
Sep 6th
So sly, like the fox he is.
...
Sep 6th
Watch
The Cat Piano
A beautiful animated short by the People’s Republic of Animation. Narrated by Nick...
Sep 6th
Watch
New York, I Love You
New trailer… or at least one I haven’t seen yet.
...
Sep 6th
I’d almost consider joining Twitter for him. Almost.
...
Sep 6th
Hard-hitting journalism.
(davidfuternick)
Sep 6th
So wait, what's the problem with Obama...
I just fail to understand how or why this is even an issue.
Sep 5th
So this happened…
Sep 3rd
ihatemyparents:
I don’t even want to be in a picture with...
Sep 3rd
Remember dancing to "Mr. Brightside"?
Sep 3rd
Atop Pike’s Peak; elevation 14,115 feet.
Sep 3rd
Royal Gorge, Cañon City, Colorado
Sep 3rd