"You never drunk text me anymore," they...
Oct 31st
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I LIKE TUWTLES!
bemore:
in honor of halloween. this video still gets me.
Oct 31st
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Comedy Central orders Swardson sketch show
The series will include digital shorts,...
Oct 30th
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John Coltrane - Stardust
I’ve been listening to a lot of Coltrane lately. It feels like a...
Oct 30th
Stephen King, Star Wars and Battlestar all in one comic. My...
Oct 30th
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azizisbored:
Subtle Sexuality - Male Primadonna
Mindy Kaling’s webshorts for “The Office” are...
Oct 30th
I’m pretty sure I’d sleep with anyone dressed as...
Oct 30th
I have some standards, OK?
textsfromlastnight: (612): I told him I’d give him a BJ if he admitted Hanson was good.
Oct 30th
Molly Shannon/Miss Colleen: Sometimes I think our love is...
Oct 30th
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Get in the spirit, for chrissakes!
(thedailywhat)
Oct 30th
Halloween fills New Yorkers with such anxiety.
(nevver)
Oct 30th
Baby ET.
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Oct 30th
BWUAHAHAHAHA! I hope this is real.
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Oct 30th
Jarvis Cocker - “Fantastic Mr. Fox AKA Petey’s...
Oct 29th
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Joe Pesci somehow convinced 90s supermodels to be in his rap music video. Also, Joe Pesci made a rap...
Oct 29th
School sux!
Oct 29th
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Daniel Desario
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Oct 29th
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I don’t know how I feel about this.
thedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: International...
Oct 29th
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Karen O and the Kids - Worried Shoes (Daniel Johnston cover) off the Where The Wild Things Are...
Oct 29th
GPOYW: Bringing it back, cold and unemployed style.
Oct 28th
I overheard a woman in the laundromat...
Oct 28th
Please read the fine print.
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I hope you find this blog as enjoyable as I...
Oct 28th
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Treehouse of the Day: Designed and built by...
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This American Life: Totally 100% Trend
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Oct 28th
Daria Darko
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Oct 28th
I am now.
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This is a fantastic movie.
(juliasegal:stemuzz)
Oct 28th
Music.
I’ve acquired an abundance of music lately that I am excited to explore. Artists include: ...
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
Seriously. What is going on?
stuffhipstershate:
Football
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Oct 26th
In my mind, this pug is a freestyle walking champion.
(via...
Oct 26th
I know every line in this movie. Every. Line.
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Oct 26th
MY LOVERZ.
lookmom:
DORX
Oct 23rd
Drew as Alice instant reblog.
(nevver)
Oct 23rd
It's the weekend!
textsfromlastnight: (320): im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance...
Oct 23rd
thisisacoolattitude:
Oh, Ramona. You are the living end.
Oct 23rd
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Morrissey - Everyday is Like Sunday
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Oct 23rd
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Faith No More covers a mid-1980s Nestle commercial. Obviously.
Oct 23rd
Just a friendly reminder that Criss Angel is the worst.
Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
paulscheer:
BRONSON PINCHOT INTERVIEWED BY THE ONION
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
bemore:
Operation Christmas Child is where you pack a shoe...
Oct 22nd
I need this.
By Kirk Demarais
(juliasegal:zoomar)
Oct 22nd
‘Childrens’ Hospital’ Snatched Up By Adult...
Oct 22nd
This is a picture of Michelle and I. After we finish the...
Oct 22nd
Joss Whedon to direct, Jonathan Groff to sing on...
Oct 21st
You live in the future.
Oct 21st
I’d wear a Boba Fett watch.
Oct 21st
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Jesse doing some incredible work, yet again.
itsnatureboy:
this is what i got up to on my sick...
Oct 21st
Little baby piggy, afraid of dirt
Whatcha gonna do?...
Oct 21st
In the 3rd grade (1993) I got a Prodigy account and used it...
Oct 21st
(juliasegal: eduardos)
Oct 21st
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I love zoetropes, old Jazz and Temperley. This is exquisite.
parkland:
wurzeltod:
“We created a...
Oct 21st
Aida on the floating stage on Lake Constance in Bregenz as...
Oct 21st
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Yes, pranks are sort of dumb. But life as a musical? Never.
thedailywhat:
Early Bird Special:...
Oct 21st
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thedailywhat:
Please Be Quiet When Heroes Are Talking of the Day: Philip Spooner, decorated WWII...
Oct 21st
James Cameron signs all correspondence "Jim...
Oct 19th
Sean Lennon and Kemp Muhl
Oct 19th
Nathan Kensinger generally does not ask for permission when...
Oct 19th
11 Ingenious Signs On The Simpsons
Oct 19th
Get psyched, B!
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Oct 19th
For M.
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Oct 19th
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fuckyeahneilpatrickharris:
0:24 - Neil Patrick Harris: “Fuck Yeah.”
And boom goes the dynamite.
Oct 19th
Earlier this week, 1.5 million people filled the streets of...
Oct 16th
Read the rest at College Humor.
Oct 16th
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For you.
Oct 16th
juliasegal:
49531:
dardarness:
presidents:
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
The Balloon Boy truth comes out... in the...
Oct 16th
This is so important.
Oct 16th
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X Girl fashion show from 1994. Designed by Kim Gordon and produced by Sofia Coppola and Spike Jonze....
Oct 16th
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“Tonight, we skate whiff’um! Tonight, we stay whiff’um! And we shut dem down...
Oct 15th
Grammar sticklers of the world unite and take over.
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Oct 15th
TOMORROW!
(nevver)
Oct 15th
Wasn’t me because you know I would have said “it was going to pan out…”
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Oct 15th
You Williamsburg dwellers actually live in Bushwick! You are...
Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
Oh hai.
(nevver)
Oct 15th
It is a very cold day today.
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Oct 15th
I am filled with so much rage.
Why can’t I find the ‘Cat Funeral’ video anywhere?
Oct 14th
According to court records, Fite quickly admitted killing...
Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
Polaroid Instant film to officially return in 2010!
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Oct 14th
Amy Sherman-Palladino is coming back to TV
Oct 14th
Wes Anderson directed most of Fantastic Mr. Fox via email in...
Oct 13th
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Hey! This is terrifying! Thanks, Gabe.
Oct 13th
Nice shirt, Mac.
Oct 13th
Abracadabra Angst
Oct 13th
“When the young title character in “The Good Thief” reads a...”
— NYT Book Review of “The...
— NYT Book Review of “The...
Oct 13th
Agreed.
(nevver)
Oct 13th
Is that? It looks like…
(nevver)
Oct 13th
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michellemelon:
Star Trek gag reel
Oct 13th
Nobody likes salting the snail, but she...
Andrew and I almost fell off the couch when this went down, we were laughing so hard. ...
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The full song.
Oct 12th
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This song was it for me, too.
michellemelon:
Who else remembers the moment they fell in love with...
Oct 12th
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“Community” is good, not great.
This mash-up, however, is great, not good.
...
Oct 12th
Baby explosion!
(pugslife:ryanlackstact)
Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Officially online: Toy Story 3 trailer!
(bryanwashere)
Oct 12th
What girls talk about.
Becca: NASA bombed the flippin' moon today, how about them apples?Me: seriously. I hope they found their damn water. and I hope the moon people don't bomb us back.
Becca: We're going to start an intergalactic war. And, soon everyone will be positive that Saturn is hiding weapons of mass destruction. Can we make that movie?
Me: Boom! Done! Pre-production begins next week. I'm going to need your experience from your past gigs with Michael Bay -- How good are you at intergalactic explosions?
Becca: Intergalactic explosions are difficult to make accurate, because of the whole lack of oxygen in space, you know? Flames don't like to burn the way they would on Earth. There are ways around that though. You know? You just have to use technical terms that no one will understand in the conversations between scientists, etc. Be all like "Well, we have this bomb that will react with the intergalactic halogens to create an explosion." OR, "The ALIENS ARE USING SELENIUM BOMBS" for all of the smart scientifically minded people, who would ever dare to question our genius in explaining away this kind of rationale re: our oxygenless explosions, we just cast a really, really hot chick, have a slow-mo of her washing down the MARS explorer. Also, it is necessary that a giant space ship gets devoured by a black hole, which would then cause an explosion that crosses dimensional barrier (reefs), and something needs to collide with a mother fornicating STAR.
Me: so.... good, then? also, what can we do about introducing singularity, both gravitational and technological?
Becca: Well, in the Michael Bay school, we would say that what you do is you launch a nuke. The nuke throws off all gravitational realities. Since bombs are technical, you have solved all your problems...my boob itches
Me: The bombs become self-aware and start to question where their true allegiance lies ... and, now I'm just thinking out loud here... maybe they discover that it lies within their "people" and they break off and start a new, advanced mechanical civilization on Mars, thus creating another threatening force to be reckoned with AND A SEQUEL! Do Moon men and Earth men band together to fight off Bomb men? The racial/sociopolitical overtones to present day struggles ARE OFF THE CHARTS! I smell an Oscar! Also, armed forces commander as Christ figure. I'll start storyboarding tonight. After I paint my toes.
Oct 9th
Professor Wynnfrith Honeywhistle III at your service.
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Oct 9th
Happy Birthday, John.
(davidfuternick)
Oct 9th
xoxob:
confabulationnation:
Michelle: does this interest...
Oct 9th
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Monsieur Cok
A visually stunning, short, animated film about big business, robotics and humanity.
Oct 9th
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thedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: Terry Gilliam’s much-anticipated fantasy feature, The...
Oct 9th
FRIDAAAYYY!!!!111 Let’s BMX all over our brains!!!1
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Oct 9th
Gilmore 4L!
(thelonglistofthingsthatsuck)
Oct 9th
Tickets go on sale tomorrow.
Oct 9th
“In addition to soundtracking Tron 2, the French disco...
Oct 7th
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The most beautiful song in the world. Woops. Now you’re in love with life.
Oct 7th
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What just happened to my eye holes?
Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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This is just so completely fun.
hipsterdiet:
Here’s a Toy Story mashup, complete with Randy...
Oct 7th
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Le Mepris
One of the most beautiful, difficult to watch (for me… for personal reasons) films...
Oct 7th
textsfromlastnight:
(818): I’ve replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Oct 7th
(allcreatures:inothernews:rand0mflora:fuckyeah4chan)
Oct 7th
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Another Sweet Million commercial. This one with tiny bunnies. You’re welcome.
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Oct 7th
Bess and I were on top of this so long ago.
LATEST RICH...
Oct 7th
David Thorne is a funny guy who writes funny...
Oct 6th
Every first Tuesday of the month songwriters get together at...
Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
I will organize a weekend getaway to some New England town...
Oct 6th
“The Prisoner” will be a miniseries on AMC.
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Oct 6th
juliasegal:
This is not fake. Nicholas Cage at the costume...
Oct 6th
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I am going to be in the next Optimum Triple Play commercial. I better get to say “mi...
Oct 6th
Why are you the most annoying person on Earth, Glenn Beck?
Oct 5th
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The Crazies trailer.
(joshruben)
Oct 5th
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thedailywhat:
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: The furiously funny fellows over at...
Oct 5th
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Who wants to go to Scranton, PA with me and punch some bitches in the face? michellemelon: ...
Oct 5th
Speaking of which, I have an extra ticket for the Philly...
Oct 5th
(allcreatures:mabelmoments)
Oct 5th
Ugh. Heart explosion.
Wes Anderson being all smooth in...
Oct 5th
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
(nevver:Action Camus)
Oct 5th
Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves.
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Oct 5th
I ask myself this several times a day.
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Oct 5th
That 2% is more like 80% for me.
(via juliasegal)
Oct 5th
The 2009 Medieval Festival at Ft. Tryon Park in the Bronx is tomorrow. Watch jousting and eat a...
Oct 3rd
5:33 and the night is just getting...
Oct 3rd
Commenters Are Creepy
So I was reading an only slightly funny article and just happened to scroll down to the comments...
Oct 2nd
For Michelle.
Oct 2nd
By E. Blake Hicks
Follow the link for the whole series.
Oct 2nd
WOOOOOO!!!11
Oct 2nd
Something tells me The Wizard’s Ridge knows what is...
Oct 2nd
Oldest "Human" Skeleton Found--Disproves...
Oct 2nd
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Reason #589785 dogs are better than you.
thedailywhat:
Look At This Fucking Dog Video of the Day:...
Oct 2nd
Just gettin’ amped for my weekend plans!
Oct 2nd
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And the future hangs over our heads And it moves with each current event Until it falls all around...
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Basically, it's best if you aren't found...
me: someone reads videogum!Tatyana: hahaha. omg i'm obsessed with videogum. i wanna marry gabe [last name redacted]
me: ME TOOOO! I facebook stalked him the other day. Ha. He isn't as cute as I'd hoped. But that's OK.
Tatyana: hahaha. HE'S ON FACEBOOK?! the funny ones are never as cute as you hope but i'd still throw it in
me: uh yeah. totally.
Tatyana: OMG him with puppehs
me: sooo kewwwwt
Tatyana: bahhhh. oh no this is bad. you should NOT have told me about this and i have work to do. yet i'm gonna be stalking hiim on the internet today. hahahahah.
me: hahaha friend him. i'm totally doing it
Tatyana: WHAT IF HE DENIES ME?! i'll never recover
me: well, when he accepts me and we are at a bar making out I'll take pictures and send to you. That'll cheer you up, right?
Tatyana: bahahahahahah. is that his gf? she's cuuute
me: Bitch.
Tatyana: ha. with a capital B
me: totally.
Tatyana: now i'm stalking his girlfriend. UGH INTERNET. WHY DO YOU TURN ME INTO A CREEP?
me: Yeah. Its totally his girlfriend. And she's totally pretty. Ugh.
Tatyana: she's probably not nearly as cool as us though
me: sigh. life holds no more meaning for me
Tatyana: hahahahaha. i feel so deceived gabe
me: why doesnt he put a disclaimer at the top of his site: Don't fall in love with me for I have an adorably cool, attractive and intelligent girlfriend. Suckers!
Tatyana: well i'm gonna go ahead and tag and release their unborn children
me: for future research of awesomeness?
Tatyana: slash love. creepehhhh.
Oct 2nd
So James Franco is going to be on General Hospital, to which...
Oct 1st
There is a pug tumblog. You’re welcome.
(pugslife)
Oct 1st
Charlie: I am going to smack everyone into tiny little...
Oct 1st
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I love to sob uncontrollably and talk on the phone. Luckily I can call 1-900-740-3500 and cry my...
Oct 1st
Apparently the majority of the customers at Barnes &...
Oct 1st
Jessica gives her adorable pooch a sweet ride after a visit...
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Oct 1st
“We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never...”
— Joan Didion, “On Keeping a...
— Joan Didion, “On Keeping a...
Oct 1st
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Can we please do this? Please? I don’t even care who “we” is comprised of. I just...
Oct 1st
Curling Up With Hybrid Books, Videos Included...
Oct 1st