confabulation nation

2009

November 117
October 176
September 170
August 115
July 102
June 139
May 171
April 133
March 183
February 254
January 290

2008

June 60
May 14
April 8
March 9
February
January
Gratuitous Act of the Day: Twitter-ing.
Mar 4th
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Would you like to making fuck…
Mar 4th

what was your first concert?

Gin Blossoms, 1995 (emilyelisabeth)
Mar 4th
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I’m the funky monkey junky You’re a flunky bunky donkey
Mar 4th
This is what I imagine Adam would have looked like as kid if...
Mar 4th
Truth. ffffound: Christoph Niemann
Mar 4th
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Two things I love, combined: robots and little kids. [via.]
Mar 4th
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I refuse to believe this was a student film. joshruben: kkill: looks wonderful gc. very proud. ...
Mar 4th
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A bit self-indulgent but still enjoyable. thedailywhat: Music Video of the Day: Company of...
Mar 4th
Mar 3rd

Today at work

I saw a handcuffed man lead out by a team of security guards.
Mar 3rd
Gratuitous Act Of The Day: Throwing a Gatsby party.
Mar 3rd
I love roses more than most things.
Mar 3rd
English rose.
Mar 3rd
Happy birthday, hero!
Mar 3rd
Only a fierce bitch like Meryl could get away with this.
Mar 3rd
Comedy’s New Legends
Mar 3rd
(warmerlights)
Mar 3rd
Favorite. ffffound: Flickr Photo Download: a1
Mar 3rd
Comedy’s New Legends
Mar 3rd
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Wait for the punch-line.
Mar 3rd
Fabio from Top Chef gets his own show! He was the only good...
Mar 3rd
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I love that Hatch yells, “You care for no one but yourself and your quest for power.”...
Mar 3rd
nsfjerks: SWEAR TO ME!!!!
Mar 2nd
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Luckily the future still has Target. nsfjerks: Microsoft’s vision for Futureman is pretty...
Mar 2nd
The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of...
Mar 2nd
Mar 1st
Day bidet.
Mar 1st
I will not stop until everyone understands the great power...
Mar 1st
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This should end with a ‘wakka wakka’. thedailywhat: Battlestar Galactica Fan Thing of...
Mar 1st

The Watchmen: A Correction

I am now seeing The Watchmen god-knows-when as my geek posse has split into opposing factions. Help...
Mar 1st

Meow Meow Ya'll.

Mar 1st
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For Ashley. Kick. Punch. Kick-punch combo.
Mar 1st
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You won’t regret it.
Mar 1st
I saw a picture of shark cupcakes which made me think of...
Feb 28th
There’s even room for you in my heart, too, pug...
Feb 28th

The Watchmen

I am not going to see The Watchmen opening night (Horrified gasps heard all around. Children start...
Feb 28th
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I’m so glad I was just reminded of this. Beyond this song being a personal sweaty-dance-party...
Feb 28th
Today’s search: what
Feb 28th
Today’s search: what
Feb 28th
Today’s search: what
Feb 28th
Today’s search: what
Feb 28th
I always knew I liked you for some reason, Bryan. ...
Feb 28th

If I hear the word 'recession' one more...

Feb 28th
NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! lisacase: have you heard, they’ve...
Feb 28th
(via thedailywhat)
Feb 28th
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! (via thedailywhat)
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
Jean Paul. Rawr.
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
Of course there is a baby elephant involved.
Feb 28th
Holly Andres photography
Feb 28th
Holly Andres photography - Sparrow Lane series. Think Nancy...
Feb 28th
Covet. ffffound: colored stockings on vi.sualize.us
Feb 28th
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God, I hate Twitter. thedailywhat: The Colbert Report: Colbert takes issue with congressmen and...
Feb 28th
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hilarysiegel: samreich: Hardly Working: Sitcom
Feb 27th
I’ve had a long love affair with Gloomy Bear. This...
Feb 27th
honey dew flavored? (via planettampon)
Feb 27th

True story.

We get Playboy and Penthouse delivered to my office.
Feb 27th

This morning...

1.) Spring has sprung. 2.) I’m going to kill my fucking landlord.
Feb 27th
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Dr. Dog - Heart It Races (Architecture in Helsinki cover) I’ve tried to post this several...
Feb 27th
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“Look Dad”? Oh-oh-oh-oh thedailywhat: Early Bird Special: Stop! Lacquer time. ...
Feb 27th

When do I get to become a persona?

Feb 27th
From the best Flickr comment thread ever (because there are...
Feb 27th
From the best Flickr comment thread ever (because there are...
Feb 27th
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Watch. thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: Greg Mottola’s Adventureland gets a red-band...
Feb 27th
“Oooh. Weiner dog.” This movie meant so much to...
Feb 27th
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I can’t get enough of these. thedailywhat: I’m Pretty Sure This Meme Is Still Funny of the...
Feb 27th
Agreed. I was about to go into a long diatribe, not about...
Feb 27th
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This is genius. thedailywhat: No Wait, This Is The Mashup of the Day: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off +...
Feb 27th

Wonderfalls

Eric: Life can be more peaceful when we stop struggling. Jaye: Its a lot like drowning that way. ...
Feb 27th
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Favorite FPoBA scene, ever. bringtheruckuss: if you had a bad day just watch this.
Feb 25th
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YES! azizisbored: If you’re like me, you’ll confidently reblog this first, and ask questions...
Feb 25th
GPOYW: Late for work edition.
Feb 25th
ffffound: You’re going to love this… just love it. on Flickr...
Feb 25th

Backstory: Becca works at the Jewish...

Becca: THAT WOMAN IS TALKING SO LOUDLY AGAIN! About kids in her class. Some of the things she says is very offensive.
Me: Yeah, calling them "stupid kikes" is probably not a good idea.
Becca: HAHAHA
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
I had such a crush on Donnie Jeffcoat.
Feb 25th
nsfjerks: Benjamin Button (the “movie”) & Brad Pitt (the...
Feb 25th
Miss Hannan and myself, lefthand corner. dangurewitch: CH...
Feb 25th
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This is some 1999-era cheese right here, but it still makes me want to wiggle my butt. ...
Feb 25th
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My nipples? Your nipples?! My nipples! Oh God! thedailywhat: Liam Neeson Parody of the Day:...
Feb 25th
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Full title: Graduates: Behind The Scenes: Hot Dudes Edition: Part One: Vinnie in Suspenders and The...
Feb 25th
I’ve been meaning to bitch about this for awhile....
Feb 25th
Coolest animal ever? allcreatures: With a head like a...
Feb 25th
Stray Link: Andy Richter And Conan O’Brien To...
Feb 25th
dalasverdugo: i’m relaxing she actually said, “I’M...
Feb 25th
I posted this weeks ago. Weeks. Ago. Damn you, tumblr gods! ...
Feb 25th

Butt muscles

I literally danced my ass off last night. But when I bemoan my condition my boyfriend just thinks...
Feb 24th
Jimmy Eat World as I type.
Feb 24th
I can’t wait ‘til this is uploaded to the...
Feb 23rd
Brad Pitt’s crying. Adrian Brody’s crying. Kate Winslet’s...
Feb 23rd
I’m so glad I was watching The College Humor Show when...
Feb 23rd
Genius addition, Becca. xoxob: moipourvous: Family...
Feb 23rd
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I tried to re-enact this scene the other day for someone who didn’t even know who Eddie Izzard...
Feb 23rd

The Oscars

Are they going to be doing heart wrenching tributes to each person nominated all night ‘cause,...
Feb 23rd
ffffound: Matthew Hollings - BOOOOOOOM! - CREATE * INSPIRE *...
Feb 22nd

The CollegeHumor Show tonight

Sam punched me in the boob during filming. Tune in to see if me mouthing “Holy shit!” in...
Feb 22nd
Its 9:30 AM on a cold, rainy Sunday morning and I am...
Feb 22nd
True story: Jessica Stam passed me on the street the other...
Feb 22nd
Do want. (via eveholt)
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
ffffound: E-sushi - Art et Design
Feb 22nd
FBIT (Fierce Bitch In Training)
Feb 21st
Gloria Swanson being Gloria Swanson at The Plaza. I’m...
Feb 21st
Beatles at The Plaza.
Feb 21st
Feb 21st
Well, hellooooo Mrs. Draper.
Feb 21st
Li’l Josh Brolin and family, 1970
Feb 21st
Feb 21st
<3 (via thedailywhat)
Feb 21st
ffffound: LeniRiefenstahlPoster.jpg (image)
Feb 21st
AKA a geriatric Crash AKA the worst movie ever
Feb 21st
I see your Liza and fold ‘cause there ain’t no...
Feb 21st

wow.

THIS OCCASSION CALLS FOR WORK CAPS. (via xoxob)
Feb 21st
“There is a place in Virginia that combines the...
Feb 21st
i want to thank the longlistofthingsthatsuck,...
Feb 21st
I have many a fond memory of 30 Rockefeller Plaza, 6th...
Feb 21st
This was such a fun shoot. samreich: Today’s CHTV set was...
Feb 21st
His stuff really is beautiful. by Kris Lewis
Feb 21st
The library of Yves St. Laurent and Pierre Bergé’s...
Feb 21st
Who smelt it, dealt it.
Feb 20th
These “punks” are out schilling for Diesel in...
Feb 20th
Feb 20th

Of course.

Jay Baruchel just walked past me as I was holding a sign that said “Farts For Freedom”.
Feb 20th
thedailywhat: Movie Poster of the Day: Three teaser...
Feb 20th
Slash’s future wife. (via fuckyeahpuppies)
Feb 20th
xoxob: risk assessment: very important.
Feb 20th
I think people often forget just how fierce Babs was back in...
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
First crush.
Feb 20th
Yes. I love American McGee’s take on Alice. I wish the...
Feb 20th
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I’m starting to think that I should be embarassed to call these people my friends. ...
Feb 20th
If you know me, my aesthetic leans toward relaxed knits,...
Feb 19th
GPOYW: I can’t believe I still have to unpack edition.
Feb 19th

James Iha, Taylor Hanson, and Adam...

I wanted to lose my virginity to Taylor Hanson. jessicaxmaria: unicornfandance: indierawk: ...
Feb 19th
Just an FYI: This is a chain letter that has been going...
Feb 19th
“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend;...”
— Groucho Marx
Feb 19th
My favorite Frenchman.
Feb 18th
My favorite scene from Les Chansons d’amour
Feb 18th
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I dare you to not have a positive outlook on life after watching this.
Feb 18th
I’ve been remiss on not following the past couple...
Feb 18th

Be yourself

This is the main reason I get uncomfortable in any office environment before too long. I seem to...
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
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Excellently done. thedailywhat: FoD Video of the Day: Broke the Funny button with Jake...
Feb 18th
Ms. Lisa Case brought this to my attention earlier (am I...
Feb 18th
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My boyfriend and his friend designed this line, none of which you actually see in this promo. ...
Feb 17th
Nation’s Blacks Creeped Out By All The People Smiling...
Feb 16th

I'm moved in.

Finally. I’ll share pictures once everything is assembled.
Feb 16th
Leave it to bros to ruin something so special. ...
Feb 16th
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For Adam because we didn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day. Arctic Monkeys - “Baby I’m Yours”
Feb 16th
Feb 16th
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“He’s filed under cocksucker in my little black book…” I challenge you to...
Feb 16th
Feb 16th
For B, I’m gonna rub your butt next time I see you.
Feb 16th
One of my favorite moments from this show. Paul Kinsey...
Feb 16th
He’s got a little sexy George Michael with less...
Feb 16th
via www.eugeniorecuenco.com
Feb 16th
Lily Allen, new addition to the list of Famous Girls I Hope...
Feb 13th

Stop complaining about Valentine's Day

No one cares, and it’s really not that big of a deal anyway.
Feb 13th
Could it be any windier today? more cute illustrations...
Feb 13th
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Bess, how did we not know about this video sooner? My character is part of the witches kingdom,...
Feb 13th
Feb 13th
suicideblonde: bohemea: Helena Christensen & Ed...
Feb 13th
Ugh. I haven’t seen B in two weeks! What a total...
Feb 13th
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This is basically me as a child. I have the audio tapes to prove it. “Brainstorm!”
Feb 13th
Someday Bess and I will have matching miniature piglets and...
Feb 13th
Aww. I miss my Frederator friends. eatsleepdraw: Frederator...
Feb 13th
New favorite online store: Elsewares. Like a grown-up Fred...
Feb 12th
I bet this feels heavenly. Moss bathmat.
Feb 12th
My boyfriend just bought those glasses. Step one in Jay...
Feb 11th
I was at this show. (zooeydeschanel)
Feb 11th
(via planettampon)
Feb 11th
Feb 11th
I just exploded. (via allcreatures)
Feb 11th
Final GPOYW at 25 Kingsland.
Feb 11th
Inglourious Basterds trailer.
Feb 11th
UFO spotted over Greece.
Feb 11th
He’s on the phone telling me how bad he wants to bone...
Feb 11th
(via betterthanpumpers)
Feb 11th
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I’m pretty sure this occurred in New Jersey and I shoplifted from the local Wal Mart. Shortly...
Feb 11th
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Ugh. I have like 20 sci-fi boners right now. nerdology: Dollhouse and Terminator - Promo I just...
Feb 10th
Total lulz, Creighton. (via nerdology)
Feb 10th
Congrats to Mac and Sweet Dee.
Feb 10th
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dandyland: Spike Jonzes | Where the Wild Things Are 2009
Feb 10th
I really couldn’t have said it better. paulscheer: ...
Feb 10th
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Mattress Man commerical from Punch Drunk Love. The first time we saw this, Jesse and I watched it...
Feb 10th
I’m pretty sure my boyfriend made this.
Feb 10th
He’s holding her little baby koala paw! Poor little...
Feb 9th
Do want. Can have (‘cause Oreos are vegan).
Feb 9th
Feb 9th
sauce.
Feb 9th
Its nice to listen to Robert Plant and Allison Krauss, but...
Feb 9th

John Mayer just won a Grammy

over Paul McCartney and the cable went out. This means the terrorists have won.
Feb 9th
I was so happy this returned. Now people might finally...
Feb 9th

Rehearsal spaces

Why are all theater rehearsal spaces/ rentable studios so hideous? They all have walls painted...
Feb 8th
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thedailywhat: SNL Digital Short of the Day: The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain - “I’m On A Boat” From...
Feb 8th
Babealicious.
Feb 8th
A recent hobbit sighting from Sundance!
Feb 8th
planettampon: bobloblawslawblog: Chigurh Rós.
Feb 8th
Walking around outside and Saturday Sun by Nick Drake just came on via shuffle. Contented sigh.
Feb 7th
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This is exactly what I need exactly when I can’t...
Feb 7th
5 songs from the album in play-now format. The whole album...
Feb 7th
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thedailywhat: Caturday!: Cat adopts baby squirrels who got seperated from their mother during a...
Feb 7th
This article makes me hate being a woman.
Feb 7th
If Jay Baruchel was a president he’d be Baberaham...
Feb 7th
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thedailywhat: High-Profile Karaoke Star of the Day: Eddie Veder covers U2’s “Where The Streets...
Feb 7th

President Obama's address at this...

It feels good to actually be recognized and not just swept under the rug. kvknowsherfun: There is...
Feb 7th
You’re fat and don’t care if I’m in the...
Feb 7th
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The week of February 22, 2009, ladies and gentlemen. thedailywhat: Mash-Up of the Day: David...
Feb 7th
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If this whole College Humor thing doesn’t work out, Dan, you’ve got a spot in Jersey...
Feb 7th
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twilightnews: paulgulyas: thedailywhat: The Very Last Christian Bale Freak Out Parody Ever of...
Feb 7th
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I used to play this song via a .wav file to my mother ad nauseum when I was in middle school.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th

I saw America Ferrera in the elevator at...

She is tiny and has the nicest skin in the world.
Feb 6th

A short film I was cast in without my...

Let me preface this by saying I got two emails from this “director” (before this one)...
Feb 6th
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paulscheer: The pictures of goats section bigscreenlittlescreen: Dead Tree Zeitgeisty ...
Feb 5th
A dream come true.
Feb 5th
NOOOOOOOOO!
Feb 5th
Sweet poster. Too bad the movie will suck.
Feb 5th

I'm setting a date! Who wants to be...

My house. 42” HDTV. Surround sound. Adam has them all on DVD (obviously). Popcorn. Yoda...
Feb 5th
I just got a new apartment. I move on Friday. GPOYW
Feb 5th
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“Youre just a weirdo raper guy that comes out of nowhere, and what am I gonna do?” ...
Feb 5th
I read a draft of Rage a year ago when Sally Potter was...
Feb 5th
On the list of celebrities that I will some day be friends...
Feb 5th
Oh my god. That is not me. Which means SOMEONE STOLE MY...
Feb 5th
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thedailywhat: New Music! The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain - “I’m On a Boat” From the band’s major...
Feb 5th
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Yes. samreich: Jeff’s finest performance to date?
Feb 5th
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I love chubby baby bellies. bullshit: Cutest self defense video ever.
Feb 5th
eveholt: The A.V. Club interviews David Wain, Thomas Lennon,...
Feb 5th
Feb 4th
Stream Andrew W.K.’s J-Pop cover album. Yes, you read...
Feb 4th
So good. Want to go. Need to use all money to move. Ugh.
Feb 4th
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U.C.B. - Hot Chicks Room
Feb 4th

I walked by a group of students with...

That’s when I realized they were praying. (via jfabulosity)
Feb 4th
Oh, why, hello. Won’t you come in? There is always...
Feb 4th
My future home. (That guy in the car could totally be Adam).
Feb 4th
This movie is so heady.
Feb 4th
Yes.
Feb 4th
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It never gets old. movieoftheweek: If You Rescue Me- Gael García Bernal, Sacha Bourdo, Alain...
Feb 4th
I have a love/hate relationship with the Snuggie.
Feb 3rd
My 16 year old self would have loved this. Then again, tape...
Feb 3rd
I’m not one for logos, but I think this little number...
Feb 3rd
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“Newsies will get you tonight ‘cause they’re professional.” thedailywhat: ...
Feb 3rd
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Would you believe Joe Ades, the Union Square potato peeler salesman, lived in the most incredible...
Feb 3rd
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Mark: We mustn’t dwell… no, not today. We CAN’T. Not on Rex Manning day.
Feb 3rd
I love her.
Feb 3rd
I can’t believe this. Beyond going to SVA, thus...
Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd
petswhowanttokillthemselves: “SERIOUSLY, WHAT PART OF...
Feb 3rd

Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

First my building catches on fire and my apartment smells like New Orleans, March 2006. Now I...
Feb 3rd

i am starting this band for the sole...

Date: 2009-02-02, 7:57AM PST The purpose of this band is to cynically play whatever music is...
Feb 3rd
Kristin Chenoweth is in this show and tickets start at $25!...
Feb 3rd
A nice slideshow and article about Nicola Vassell, director...
Feb 3rd
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Trailer for The Rocketeer.
Feb 3rd
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I like how he goes from quiet, sympathetic drunk to rageaholic then back.
Feb 3rd
Like Josh and S.A.M. I’ve finally put plot and title...
Feb 3rd
My babies are in New Jersey.
Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd

No, Adam, no.

Stop it. Don’t.
Feb 3rd

Erroneous

Feb 3rd
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Does this surprise me, though? Not so much. eightbit: …also this
Feb 3rd
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I knew it was only a matter of time until Creighton snapped. eightbit: these things happen at work…
Feb 3rd
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The two shouldn’t go together, but they do. bradofarrell: Play him off, keyboard cat.
Feb 3rd

IBM Develops Human Sounding Voice, End...

nerdology: The big brains over at IBM need to stop working and watch more movies.  They’ve...
Feb 3rd
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Christian Bale goes off on the set of Terminator: Salvation. I expect him to scream...
Feb 3rd
I love new memes. Just add “fuck” into anything...
Feb 3rd
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davidfuternick: sharingtime: Stephen Colbert interviews Paul McCartney. It gets weird.
Feb 2nd
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This is so cool.
Feb 2nd
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SNL: The Lawrence Welk Show. Another example of Kristen Wiig’s genius.
Feb 2nd
See? Doesn’t it look much better as an animal than a...
Feb 2nd
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Why me and my whole family love Liza. dandyland: Liza Minelli: New York, New York God, things...
Feb 2nd
If you rescue me, I’ll be your friend forever. (via...
Feb 2nd
This is amazing.
Feb 2nd

drunk.

haven’t checked tumblr in two days. oh no.
Feb 2nd

I can now add 'apartment fire' to my...

The roof of my apartment building caught fire around 6 PM tonight as if its been waiting its whole...
Feb 1st