confabulation nation

Cary Grant retrospective at BAM running Aug. 13 through Aug....

Jul 31st

Last Night...

I saw a stand-up show with Bobby Tisdale, Jon Glaser, Wyatt Cenac, Arj Barker, Nick Thune and David...

Jul 31st

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Fantastic Mr. Fox trailer. Whistle. Click. Click.

Jul 31st

I wonder if Big Pete is still a bike messenger and if Little...

Jul 31st

This is Ezra Miller. He’s on this show called Royal...

Jul 30th

“Now I understand if you’ve got other issues, like maybe...”
— Voicemail from a crazy stalker

Jul 30th

Emails From Crazy People

The following letter is part of a series of emails between an apartment management company and a...

Jul 30th

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot ...

Jul 30th

Fact: all pugs love beer. (thedailywhat)

Jul 30th

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Coen Brothers’ A Serious Man trailer (mattedits:azizisbored)

Jul 30th

Best movie ever. No arguments.

Jul 30th

Really? Did I miss the memo?

Jul 29th

By Thursday, I’ll have gone on eleven auditions in five days, one 7-hour shoot, one...

Jul 29th

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Hooray for Adam’s free Kindle! Boo for the death of...

Jul 29th

Some things are really getting under my...

Jul 29th

John is such a badass. (fuckyeahthebeatles:joannaharlett)

Jul 29th

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Adam’s doppelgänger-iest doppelgänger.

Jul 27th

(ffffound)

Jul 27th

Lulu didn’t get cast, so it’s back to the daily...

Jul 27th

First feature film audition this...

Eeep!

Jul 26th

Just got my ticket to Colorado Springs. Birthday...

Jul 25th

“If Clyde’s unsure where he is he will suddenly go...

Jul 24th

SDCC: Next Batman Movie to Start Filming in 2010! Gary...

Jul 24th

This is my Keifer Sutherland holding a Yorkie. (juliasegal)

Jul 24th

Unpublished Vonnegut Works to Get E-Book Treatment In a...

Jul 24th

Quit calling me out! michellemelon: textsfromlastnight: (484): Shes from jersey what did you...

Jul 24th

New favorite! (dollvalley)

Jul 24th

Believe me, you want to visit this site.

Jul 24th

“Ugh. I just want to read the Harry Potter ALL night!”
— Adam Hayes I am victorious!

Jul 24th

“To me, the perfect film is as though it were unwinding...”
— Walter Murch, In a Blink of an...

Jul 24th

“The investigation initially focused, with the help of the...”
— the lovely lady behind...

Jul 24th

Adam almost exploded while looking at this photo. Let that...

Jul 24th

Oh no! That poor li’l puggins! It can’t Sumo...

Jul 24th

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Les Lye, of You Can’t Do That on Television passed away. R.I.P., Barth. (lisacase)

Jul 24th

Got tickets for the Halloween show at Irving Plaza. I hope...

Jul 24th

For Adam.

Jul 22nd

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Alice in Wonderland Movie Trailer As if I wasn’t going to reblog… Best minute and...

Jul 22nd

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SUICIDE! TINY KITTENS! thedailywhat:jake

Jul 22nd

I want to be Anna Friel when I grow up. Anna Friel: Pearls...

Jul 22nd

I haven’t read the series, so my fingers are crossed...

Jul 22nd

Lulu was whispering in my ear, “I wish Bess was here...

Jul 22nd

Ten Things You Need to Know to Live on the...

Jul 21st

Uh, what?! I almost just exploded at the mere thought. (via...

Jul 21st

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This is a very important in our home right now. nsfjerks: “Icecream and cake and cake Ice cream...

Jul 21st

ffffound

Jul 21st

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humangiant: HUMAN GIANT and RENO 911 present a CINEMASH of “POINT BREAK”

Jul 21st

Total babes. (juliasegal)

Jul 19th

LiveJournal

Something made me think of LiveJournal, which made me log in to my original LiveJournal account...

Jul 19th

What a fine mess I have created for myself. (ffffound)

Jul 19th

Click through. It’s so true. ffffound: Oh Snap! Our...

Jul 19th

TIME FOR SOME (even more) STORIES from Dave's...

Jul 18th

No pressure, though! (ffffound)

Jul 18th

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Smiley face with a spinal cord for a nose or a dong with tiny balls? These are things Adam thinks...

Jul 17th

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Behind that smile he is dying inside because he isn’t...

Jul 17th

And the coup de grâce.

Jul 17th

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Jul 17th

My sister discovered awkwardfamilyphotos.com and harassed me...

Jul 17th

OK. Seriously?

Jul 16th

No, I don’t! Why are you confusing me? What is going...

Jul 16th

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Apropos to what I posted earlier: Keyboard cat will no longer be collaborating on YouTube with Hall...

Jul 16th

I want this minkey. allcreatures:fatmanatee

Jul 16th

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Play him off, Keyboard Cat - Hall and Oates style

Jul 16th

This movie is Rufus. (juliasegal)

Jul 15th

My parents didn’t think it was cute when I recreated...

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Nathaniel here has seen a lot in his young life, including penis-kickers. (via joshruben)

Jul 15th

Happy birthday, Bess, whenever it is.

Rebecca: Does Bess live at home in CT?
me: yes. why?
Rebecca: I was going to say that we should all go visit her
me: oh yeah. totally. her birthday is the 17th or the 20th. one of the two. or BOTH
Rebecca: both. I'm pretty sure she was born twice
me: probably. explains the double thumbs.
Rebecca: i have 2 thumbs
me: on one hand?
Rebecca: on both hands
me: ah-ha. Fetus Bess one-upped you. Thats why she gets two birthdays
Rebecca: no no. you misread me. on both hands = 4 thumbs
me: oh well thats just over compensating

Jul 14th

Is that Vince Gill? Is Vince Gill really Soy Bomb?

Jul 14th

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OMG! There’s an omgharrypotter tumblr? Two things,...

Jul 14th

Take a moment to soak it all in. (juliasegal)

Jul 13th

How is Curly Sue’s head supporting Jim Belushi’s...

Jul 10th

Tube socks aren’t Scott’s only worry, now...

Jul 10th

the most amazing website on the internet ....

Jul 10th

Favorite animal

When I was little and asked “What’s your favorite animal?” I always answered...

Jul 10th

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I’ve hired this guy to come to my next BBQ. Does he know how to start a party, or what? ...

Jul 10th

Nothing says enduring symbol like flash-in-the-pan Megan Fox...

Jul 10th

You Suck at Craigslist

Jul 10th

“Cancer asked out Robby to the prom before I could. Stupid...”
— Adam Hayes

Jul 10th

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“Mailboxes drip like lamposts in the twisted birth canal of the Coliseum” Dewey Cox as...

Jul 10th

Free Pickle

Reply to: (see message body) Date: 2009-07-09, 6:44PM I have one pickle left in a jar„...

Jul 10th

Actually, “KEEP CALM AND THINK LIKE HERMIONE”...

Jul 10th

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Sour’s mind-tickling music video for “Hibi no Neiro” Deceptively simple? Deceptively difficult? I...

Jul 9th

No one click on a link sent to you by...

She just discovered what “Rick Roll’d” means.

Jul 9th

I just saw a woman at a street vendor...

Good job, dummy.

Jul 9th

Eternal Moonwalk

Jul 9th

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District 9. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Also, South Africa FTW! (trailer via:...

Jul 9th

Well, hello, New Jersey.

Jul 3rd

I dunno, looks like it to me. ffffound: this isn’t...

Jul 3rd

Sorry for the J Schwarz pic spam

I sort of forgot to use that handy “Post to” drop-down menu in the upper right corner of...

Jul 3rd

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Noboru Iguchi’s RoboGeisha I didn’t know that buildings in Japan are not filled with people...

Jul 2nd

This makes me think of Alice and co. right before the...

Jul 2nd

I think the FedEx guy who comes to my...

Jul 2nd

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Ernie Hudson was the real star of GHOSTBUSTERS. joshruben:anthonyking

Jul 2nd

“I don’t know. I read it on the television.”
— Adam Hayes

Jul 2nd

I am super cereal, guys.

Jul 1st